Chapter 1: The Birth of Ryan's Love Cult

Every Wednesday evening at 7 p.m., my group, Ryan's Love Cult, gathers in a bar that once had ties to the mafia in West Haven, CT. And yes, there's a bartender on hand! (Just take a look at this charming street view; even the dumpster adds character!)

Our meetups are quite straightforward: we engage in teachings, guided meditations, and energy healing—when the mood strikes. Alternatively, we might simply enjoy drinks while discussing our journeys toward enlightenment. We also enjoy activities like sound healing, drumming circles, or even outings to watch baseball games. Go, Yard Goats!

Am I serious about this? Absolutely!

Am I qualified? Perhaps!

But first, let's explore a few questions that might arise: Why did I initiate this cult?

Initially, I was a pastor in a cult-like environment. I attended New Testament Christian College in Graham, WA, where I learned about the Bible and church growth. However, I also encountered behaviors typical of cults, such as:

• Arranging marriages for 16-year-old girls with older partners
• Only accepting cash for tithes
• Requiring permission from the church to socialize with friends
• Banning movies, TV, and radio
• Excluding outside friends and family

We even used events like 9/11 for recruitment. The approach was something like: knock, knock "Hello, my name is Ryan from New Testament Christian Church. Our nation is in distress, and I'd like to invite you to join us for prayer and community."

God forbid a tragedy akin to 9/11 occurs again. But would I leverage it to expand my cult? Absolutely!

I gained invaluable experiences during my time in that community. Watching our congregation flourish was exhilarating, and I wish to replicate that sense of belonging. Now, I seek to create my own community.

Am I qualified for this endeavor?

My extensive biblical knowledge, along with my understanding of various world religions, has shaped my insights. Additionally, my experiences with drugs have contributed to my learning. However, my most significant qualification comes from my encounters with death.

While I was technically "dead," I took mental notes. This experience—my greatest teacher—has imparted profound lessons. Death is my guru.

I documented my findings, and thus far, that article has earned me $630.92—definitely worth it! Some key insights from that piece include:

• Fear obstructs living a fulfilling life
• Angels surround us
• Heaven exists right here on Earth
• Jesus and Satan embody the same essence

Now, I wish to share these teachings with others, helping them gain insights without the need to face death.

Chapter 2: Defining Enlightenment

What is enlightenment? For fans of The Matrix, it's akin to swallowing the red pill. For Star Wars enthusiasts, it’s about donning the helmet and battling that training droid. And for those who love Twilight, it’s embracing the sun without worrying about your sparkle.

Enlightenment is essentially consciousness, or more simply put, awareness.

Let me illustrate with two scenarios. Option A: you feel anger. Option B: you're conscious of that anger.

Notice the difference? It’s subtle: one is a REACTION, while the other is a RESPONSE.

You can always find happiness, but even after achieving enlightenment, chores like laundry still await you.

Through our gatherings, I aspire to lead you toward the light. This journey entails embracing the understanding that the universe supports you, trusting in your own wisdom, and experiencing ego dissolution.

First, you will need to place your trust in me.