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Embracing Enlightenment: My Journey in Ryan's Love Cult

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Chapter 1: The Birth of Ryan's Love Cult

Every Wednesday evening at 7 p.m., my group, Ryan's Love Cult, gathers in a bar that once had ties to the mafia in West Haven, CT. And yes, there's a bartender on hand! (Just take a look at this charming street view; even the dumpster adds character!)

Our meetups are quite straightforward: we engage in teachings, guided meditations, and energy healing—when the mood strikes. Alternatively, we might simply enjoy drinks while discussing our journeys toward enlightenment. We also enjoy activities like sound healing, drumming circles, or even outings to watch baseball games. Go, Yard Goats!

Am I serious about this? Absolutely!

Am I qualified? Perhaps!

But first, let's explore a few questions that might arise: Why did I initiate this cult?

Initially, I was a pastor in a cult-like environment. I attended New Testament Christian College in Graham, WA, where I learned about the Bible and church growth. However, I also encountered behaviors typical of cults, such as:

  • Arranging marriages for 16-year-old girls with older partners
  • Only accepting cash for tithes
  • Requiring permission from the church to socialize with friends
  • Banning movies, TV, and radio
  • Excluding outside friends and family

We even used events like 9/11 for recruitment. The approach was something like: knock, knock "Hello, my name is Ryan from New Testament Christian Church. Our nation is in distress, and I'd like to invite you to join us for prayer and community."

God forbid a tragedy akin to 9/11 occurs again. But would I leverage it to expand my cult? Absolutely!

I gained invaluable experiences during my time in that community. Watching our congregation flourish was exhilarating, and I wish to replicate that sense of belonging. Now, I seek to create my own community.

Am I qualified for this endeavor?

My extensive biblical knowledge, along with my understanding of various world religions, has shaped my insights. Additionally, my experiences with drugs have contributed to my learning. However, my most significant qualification comes from my encounters with death.

While I was technically "dead," I took mental notes. This experience—my greatest teacher—has imparted profound lessons. Death is my guru.

I documented my findings, and thus far, that article has earned me $630.92—definitely worth it! Some key insights from that piece include:

  • Fear obstructs living a fulfilling life
  • Angels surround us
  • Heaven exists right here on Earth
  • Jesus and Satan embody the same essence

Now, I wish to share these teachings with others, helping them gain insights without the need to face death.

Chapter 2: Defining Enlightenment

What is enlightenment? For fans of The Matrix, it's akin to swallowing the red pill. For Star Wars enthusiasts, it’s about donning the helmet and battling that training droid. And for those who love Twilight, it’s embracing the sun without worrying about your sparkle.

Enlightenment is essentially consciousness, or more simply put, awareness.

Let me illustrate with two scenarios. Option A: you feel anger. Option B: you're conscious of that anger.

Notice the difference? It’s subtle: one is a REACTION, while the other is a RESPONSE.

You can always find happiness, but even after achieving enlightenment, chores like laundry still await you.

Through our gatherings, I aspire to lead you toward the light. This journey entails embracing the understanding that the universe supports you, trusting in your own wisdom, and experiencing ego dissolution.

First, you will need to place your trust in me.

Section 2.1: Frequently Asked Questions

Many individuals have one of four queries:

  • Will there be wild parties?
  • Do I have to surrender my paycheck?
  • Are drugs involved?
  • Will Kool-Aid be served?

Let’s tackle the simplest: Kool-Aid will definitely be on the menu. I prefer it sugar-free but will cater to the preferences of my group. Grape is my favorite flavor!

Regarding drugs and wild parties, that will depend on the generosity of your financial contributions. I accept Venmo, Cash App, and Zelle. My spending priorities typically favor drugs first, followed by fun. And I’m open to sharing. (Remember, consent is key!)

Keep in mind that neither sex, drugs, nor money leads to enlightenment. Even Kool-Aid—delicious as it may be—does not grant enlightenment.

The journey to enlightenment is free. Anyone who charges for it is a fraud. That's why attending my Wednesday meetings comes at no cost. I won't ask you for money.

Section 2.2: Why Call It a Cult?

I might as well call it what it is! It's a group of individuals united by beliefs that differ from mainstream culture. You won’t be required to sever ties with family, celebrate Christmas, or engage in any intimate acts with me or pay me.

I aim to create a space for those feeling out of balance. I want to guide individuals toward happiness and absorb the energy of those feeling ALIVE.

Ultimately, everyone desires the same thing: to feel okay.

The path to enlightenment is immune to inflation. It is entirely possible to experience happiness and contentment consistently. You need not feel hurt, sad, lost, or lonely.

The journey lies within you. I'm here to help you uncover that door.

If you have any questions, feel free to reach out at [email protected].

Meanwhile, feel free to check out a review of one of my local church gatherings.

This video titled "I STARTED A CULT" offers a humorous yet insightful look into the dynamics and philosophies behind Ryan's Love Cult, shedding light on why we gather and what we aim to achieve as a community.

In the video "I Started A Cult.. AND I'M NOT SORRY!", Ryan dives deeper into his motivations for creating this unique space, addressing common misconceptions and sharing personal anecdotes that underscore the importance of community in the journey toward enlightenment.

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